tastefullyoffensive
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via lrvin)
great gatsby deleted scene
- ((playing wii sports with gatsby))
- nick: just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via annomination)
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
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travelingmadness
proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending
proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending
(via lrvin)
omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst person ever
im still laughing about this they were so mad omg
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